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Take me, Vitaly

Take me, Vitaly

Старый Билд · released Nov 10, 2024

AdventureIndieSimulationPC

Do you remember the Scary Movie? I do ;) So... In every woman's life, there comes a moment when she walks into the wrong door... The last thing I remember is a masquerade party at a nightclub and a tall, muscular man with a Belarusian accent who offered to buy me a cocktail...

88
VGC Score
·No trend datahigh confidence

anchored at patch: “Fast-o-Fix 2” (1y ago)

93%
At launch
98%
Steam all-time
n/a
Press
98%
Recent sentiment

Screenshots & trailers

Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (Metacritic)0
All-time Steam reviews98%94624
Metacritic user ratings0
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)98%941178
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Acclaim gate: the raw blend lands at 93.3, but scores above 88 must be earned in front of a mass audience; this verdict rests on 1,250 player reviews, a largely self-selected fanbase. As more players weigh in, the ceiling rises (full scale unlocks at 100,000 reviews).

Scoring window: since the last significant patch (Nov 14, 2024) · 299 reviews sampled · 1178 total reviews in window · weighted 127.1 up / 3.6 down · computed 5h ago · full methodology →

Patch history

  1. Fast-o-Fix
    Dec 8, 2025
  2. New year update!
    Dec 28, 2024
  3. New update
    Nov 30, 2024
  4. It must Shine!
    Nov 20, 2024
  5. Fast-o-Fix 2
    Nov 14, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  6. Fast-o-Fix!
    Nov 12, 2024