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Zortch

Zortch

Mutantleg · released Jun 7, 2023

ActionAdventureIndiePC

Meet Zortch Maxinum: short order cook, amateur engineer and professional slacker; Bored and tired of her day job she decides to go on a holiday but alas she picks a cheap option: turns out it's a scheme by aliens who capture humans to eat their brains! also this game is a sci-fi horror comedy fps

88
VGC Score
Stablehigh confidence

anchored at patch: “Patch - Build 2000” (2y ago)

92%
At launch
98%
Steam all-time
n/a
Press
100%
Recent sentiment

Screenshots & trailers

Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (Metacritic)0
All-time Steam reviews98%94695
Metacritic user ratings0
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)100%96561
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Acclaim gate: the raw blend lands at 94.1, but scores above 88 must be earned in front of a mass audience; this verdict rests on 1,391 player reviews, a largely self-selected fanbase. As more players weigh in, the ceiling rises (full scale unlocks at 100,000 reviews).

Scoring window: since the last significant patch (May 6, 2024) · 300 reviews sampled · 561 total reviews in window · weighted 176.9 up / 0.8 down · computed 7h ago · full methodology →

Patch history

  1. Patch - Build 2000
    May 6, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  2. Patch - Build 1984
    Mar 26, 2024
  3. Patch - Build 1980
    Feb 16, 2024
  4. Patch - Build 1977
    Dec 30, 2023
  5. Patch - Build 1972
    Oct 11, 2023significant · resets scoring window
  6. Chop Zortch Bundle
    Aug 31, 2023
  7. Patch - Build 1959
    Aug 23, 2023
  8. Trading Cards
    Aug 9, 2023
  9. Patch - Build 1946
    Jul 30, 2023
  10. Patch - Build 1939
    Jul 20, 2023
  11. Patch - Build 1930
    Jul 10, 2023
  12. Patch - Build 1908
    Jun 22, 2023
  13. Patch - Build 1896
    Jun 19, 2023
  14. Patch - Build 1878
    Jun 17, 2023
  15. Patch - Build 1866
    Jun 13, 2023significant · resets scoring window
  16. Patch - Build 1850
    Jun 11, 2023