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Kemono Teatime

Kemono Teatime

Studio Lalala, Kotoneiro, WHO YOU · released Sep 2, 2025

AdventureIndieSimulationPCNintendo Switch

Relax in the world of Kemono Teatime, where animal ears are a normal part of everyday life. Here in Melodius, you can whip up whatever blends of tea you desire in your favorite cafe as you play through an adorable story. Come now and live out your bestest and cutest life, down to the last drop.

88
VGC Score
Improvinghigh confidence
89%
At launch
95%
Steam all-time
n/a
Press
100%
Recent sentiment

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Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (Metacritic)0
All-time Steam reviews95%90836
Metacritic user ratings0
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)100%9723
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Acclaim gate: the raw blend lands at 88.9, but scores above 88 must be earned in front of a mass audience; this verdict rests on 1,673 player reviews, a largely self-selected fanbase. As more players weigh in, the ceiling rises (full scale unlocks at 100,000 reviews).

Scoring window: last 30 days (no significant patch detected) · 63 reviews sampled · 66 total reviews in window · weighted 53.3 up / 0 down · computed 2h ago · full methodology →

Press & Creators reviews (1)

Individual verdicts from outlets we track: scored reviews first, most trusted outlets first among them. The small badge is each outlet's trust score: how well its scoring history aligns with players.

  • 90
    trust 57Sep 17, 2025

    Kemono Teatime is a deceptively cozy catgirl café simulator from FuRyu’s new Studio Lalala, helmed by Fuyuki Hayashi. Beneath its cute pixel art and chill soundtrack lies a narratively rich experience that quietly tackles heavy emotional themes. With minimal gameplay depth but striking storytelling, it’s a bittersweet, thought-provoking journey that lingers well beyond its three-week runtime.

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