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Crime Simulator

Crime Simulator

CookieDev · released Jun 16, 2025

ActionIndieSimulationPCPlayStation 5Xbox Series X

You’re out of jail, but the debt isn’t gone. Sneak, steal, and break into houses solo or in 4-player co-op. Use lockpicks, sleeping gas, and brute force to complete jobs, outsmart security, and make enough money before time runs out. Will you pay back what you owe, or lose everything?

77
VGC Score
Stablehigh confidence

anchored at patch: “1.5 Update out now - New scoring, chemistry, furniture and more” (23d ago)

72%
At launch
83%
Steam all-time
n/a
Press
57%
Player sentiment
85%
Recent sentiment

PC 77 · PlayStation 62 · Xbox 55

Screenshots & trailers

Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (Metacritic)0
All-time Steam reviews83%761000
Metacritic user ratings0
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)85%79430
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Scoring window: since the last significant patch (Aug 9, 2026) · 300 reviews sampled · 430 total reviews in window · weighted 193.8 up / 33.2 down · computed 9h ago · full methodology →

Press & Creators reviews (1)

Individual verdicts from outlets we track: scored reviews first, most trusted outlets first among them. The small badge is each outlet's trust score: how well its scoring history aligns with players.

  • 70
    trust 65Jul 9, 2025

    Crime Simulator is a thrilling crime spree that challenges you to trick and thieve your way to clearing your debt. However, progression goes at a glacial pace and relies on luck in order to get anywhere.

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Patch history

  1. 1.57 Patch notes
    Aug 28, 2026
  2. 1.56c Patch notes
    Aug 25, 2026
  3. 1.54a Patch notes
    Aug 15, 2026
  4. 1.54 Patch notes
    Aug 13, 2026
  5. 1.53 Patch notes
    Aug 13, 2026
  6. 1.52 Patch notes
    Aug 11, 2026
  7. 1.51 Bugfix
    Aug 9, 2026
  8. 1.5 Update out now - New scoring, chemistry, furniture and more
    Aug 9, 2026significant · resets scoring window
  9. 1.42 Patch notes
    Mar 2, 2026
  10. 1.41 Patch notes
    Feb 28, 2026
  11. 1.34a Patch notes
    Jan 26, 2026
  12. 1.34 Patch notes
    Jan 23, 2026
  13. 1.33 Patch notes
    Jan 12, 2026
  14. 1.3: Jewels Update Released!
    Dec 20, 2025significant · resets scoring window
  15. 1.21 Hotfix
    Oct 7, 2025
  16. 1.19m Hotfix
    Aug 16, 2025
  17. 1.19k Hotfix
    Aug 15, 2025
  18. 1.19i hotfix
    Aug 14, 2025
  19. 1.19h - Fixed multiplayer, new content
    Aug 14, 2025significant · resets scoring window

…and 33 earlier patch announcements.