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How to Train Your Cock

How to Train Your Cock

Little Horror Studios · released Oct 26, 2025

CasualIndieSimulation

A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!

88
VGC Score
Declininghigh confidence
91%
At launch
94%
Steam all-time
n/a
Press
77%
Recent sentiment

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Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (Metacritic)0
All-time Steam reviews94%891000
Metacritic user ratings0
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)77%7233
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Scoring window: last 30 days (no significant patch detected) · 95 reviews sampled · 61 total reviews in window · weighted 52 up / 15.3 down · computed 5h ago · full methodology →

Patch history

  1. 1.2.2 Update
    Jun 4, 2026
  2. Update 1.2.1
    Apr 23, 2026
  3. Update 1.0.150
    Nov 10, 2025
  4. Halloween Update
    Nov 1, 2025
  5. Day 2 Update
    Oct 28, 2025