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Kindergarten

Kindergarten

Con Man Games, Sean Young · released Jun 14, 2017

AdventureIndiePC

Welcome to Kindergarten! Have fun trying to learn and share...and not die. That's important too. In a school that's just not quite right, it's important to be friendly...and take out those that aren't.

89
VGC Score
Stablehigh confidence
88%
At launch
97%
Steam all-time
n/a
Press
69%
Player sentiment
95%
Recent sentiment

Screenshots & trailers

Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (Metacritic)0
All-time Steam reviews97%921000
Metacritic user ratings803
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)95%8936
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Acclaim gate: the raw blend lands at 91.1, but scores above 88 must be earned in front of a mass audience; this verdict rests on 10,643 player reviews, a largely self-selected fanbase. As more players weigh in, the ceiling rises (full scale unlocks at 100,000 reviews).

Scoring window: last 30 days (no significant patch detected) · 103 reviews sampled · 101 total reviews in window · weighted 55.8 up / 3.1 down · computed 12h ago · full methodology →

Patch history

  1. v2.05 Patch
    Jan 31, 2023
  2. v2.03 Update
    Dec 5, 2022
  3. v2.02 Hotfix
    Dec 1, 2022
  4. v2.01 Hotfix
    Nov 30, 2022
  5. Kindergarten update incoming!
    Nov 30, 2022significant · resets scoring window
  6. Some v1.1 fixes
    Jun 21, 2017
  7. Some v1.1 fixes
    Jun 21, 2017
  8. KINDERGARTEN v0.95 Released!
    Jun 7, 2017significant · resets scoring window
  9. KINDERGARTEN v0.93 Released!
    May 24, 2017significant · resets scoring window
  10. KINDERGARTEN v0.92 Released!
    May 8, 2017significant · resets scoring window

…and 7 earlier patch announcements.