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Review sentiment over time
Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.
How this score was computed
The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.
| Component | Positive | Quality (0-100) | Weight (pseudo-reviews) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Press reviews (Metacritic) | – | – | 0 |
| Creator reviews (1 tracked) | – | 100 | 1 |
| All-time Steam reviews | 96% | 91 | 1000 |
| Metacritic user ratings | – | – | 0 |
| Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted) | 95% | 89 | 162 |
| Calibration prior (typical game) | – | 72 | 50 |
Acclaim gate: the raw blend lands at 90.2, but scores above 88 must be earned in front of a mass audience; this verdict rests on 5,359 player reviews, a largely self-selected fanbase. As more players weigh in, the ceiling rises (full scale unlocks at 100,000 reviews).
Scoring window: since the last significant patch (Nov 6, 2025) · 159 reviews sampled · 162 total reviews in window · weighted 115.8 up / 6.2 down · computed 7h ago · full methodology →
Press & Creators reviews (3)
Individual verdicts from outlets we track: scored reviews first, most trusted outlets first among them. The small badge is each outlet's trust score: how well its scoring history aligns with players.
- 100
“Boneraiser Minions is a truly superb production, and not just because it makes a Bernard’s Watch reference. It’s a silly yet fiercely addictive survive ‘em up brimming with charismatic originality. From its premise to its unit-based spin on the genre to its multitude of unlocks and upgrades, this beautiful bit of nonsense won my heart with incredible ease. Boneraiser is the kind of game I’m excited to think about, and the constant cock talk is just a boners… sorry, a bonus. No complaints. No notes. Boneraiser Minions is simply exquisite. ”
read full review ↗ - 90
“It’s hard to disentangle oneself from Boneraiser Minions. It’s chock full of content, really fun to play, it’s even legitimately funny and of course extremely addictive. Can you stomach the simplistic pixel art? If so, you’re going to spend ungodly amounts of time in this game and you’re going to enjoy every minute of it.”
read full review ↗ - 80
“Boneraiser Minions pushes the bullet hell survival genre in new directions with fresh ideas, and an addictive gameplay loop. The clean, retro visuals are fantastic and the improved accessibility options make Boneraiser Minions easy to enjoy. The fun classes and interesting minions create a deep layer of strategy and potential builds as you take your revenge on King Gigald. At just $4.99, Boneraiser Minions is a great value and can provide dozens of hours of entertainment. ”
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Patch history
- Patch v37.9Nov 7, 2025
- Patch v37.8Nov 6, 2025significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v37.7Oct 30, 2025
- Patch v37.6Oct 30, 2025significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v37.5Oct 29, 2025significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v37.4Oct 28, 2025
- Patch v37.3Oct 28, 2025significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v37.2Oct 27, 2025
- Patch v37.1Oct 27, 2025
- Celestial Update (v37)Oct 27, 2025significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.15Jun 5, 2025significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.14Sep 11, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.13Sep 1, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.12Aug 24, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.11Apr 20, 2024
- Patch v36.10Apr 17, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.9Apr 15, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.8Apr 13, 2024
- Patch v36.7Apr 12, 2024
- Patch v36.6Apr 11, 2024
- Patch v36.5Apr 10, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.4Apr 6, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.3Apr 5, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.2Apr 2, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v36.1Apr 1, 2024
- Boned Bits and Bobs Update #36Apr 1, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.26Jan 11, 2024significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.25Nov 21, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.24Nov 8, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.23Nov 6, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.22Oct 23, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.21Oct 19, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.20Oct 17, 2023
- Patch v35.19Oct 16, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.18Oct 3, 2023
- Patch v35.17Oct 2, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.16Sep 25, 2023
- Patch v35.15Sep 25, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.14Sep 6, 2023significant · resets scoring window
- Patch v35.13Sep 5, 2023
…and 58 earlier patch announcements.
