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Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game

Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game

Echo Chamber Games · released Feb 14, 2020

Simulation

Swipe right for the brand new NON-VR crazy physics-based dating simulator, Table Manners! Tonight's the night, you've secured a date and you're off to the most glamorous restaurant you know, there's only one problem - you're a disembodied hand with a knack for catastrophe!

60
VGC Score
·No trend datamedium confidence
63%
At launch
58%
Steam all-time
47%
Press
100%
Recent sentiment

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Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (OpenCritic)478
All-time Steam reviews58%58258
Metacritic user ratings0
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)100%970
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Scoring window: last 30 days (no significant patch detected) · 1 reviews sampled · 1 total reviews in window · weighted 0.9 up / 0 down · computed 4h ago · full methodology →

Press & Creators reviews (14)

Individual verdicts from outlets we track: scored reviews first, most trusted outlets first among them. The small badge is each outlet's trust score: how well its scoring history aligns with players.

  • 50
    trust 78Apr 25, 2020

    The game could have been interesting. There's a good idea, excellent levels, but not enough content. After all it doesn't matter if you go to the sushi bar, or you are in plane, your partner will still want the same thing

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  • 40
    trust 66Mar 5, 2020

    Go on a date in Table Manners and learn how not to make mistakes on the real one. At least when serving food.

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  • 50
    trust 65Feb 15, 2020

    One this game maybe it's better to swipe left and watch some shenanigans on YouTube.

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  • 30
    trust 65Apr 24, 2020

    A funny social commentary trapped between frustration and poor game design.

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  • 40
    trust 61Feb 12, 2020

    I’d have liked to have had more fun with Table Manners, but its purposefully-awkward controls ended up being just too awkward to bear. It’s a balancing act, and sadly I feel like developer Echo Chamber Games has missed the mark.

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  • 40
    trust 61Feb 24, 2020

    Dating is hard enough, but Table Manners sets out to show just how ridiculous it can be. Unfortunately, the physics are too futile to be any fun.

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  • 90
    trust 58Feb 25, 2020

    Table Manners showed me a good time. It's a simple game but at the same time it's not and that's what makes it perfect for when you just want to rip your brain off and have a laugh. I'd play it over and over again and I'm sure I'll have a lot of fun with my friends, since we only share one neuron and can use it in shifts.

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  • 60
    trust 58Feb 12, 2020

    Table Manners gets the experience of dating half-right, capturing the nervousness and awkward conversation in totality. The in-game app meant to cultivate your relationship(s) often leads to disappointment or confusion. Unless you’re out to sabotage everything in the name of a good time, there’s not much room for fun or risk losing the relationship. When trying to do your best, the simulation and physics often get in the way. It’s certainly enjoyable for hours on end, but it doesn’t quite come together like it should.

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  • 60
    trust 56Feb 14, 2020

    Table Manners is designed to give you indigestion with its OTT gameplay bound to provide a few frustrated laughs, though its lack of polish and longevity mean it's a bit of an empty snack.

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  • 80
    trust 52Feb 15, 2020

    Table Manners is a dating game with intentionally wonky controls that tests your ability to impress dates with only one hand. It may seem like a butler simulator, but the reasoning behind your actions doesn't ruin the fun. Some people may get annoyed with the game's controls and design, but fans of Surgeon Simulator are sure to love it.

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  • 40
    trust 51Feb 14, 2020

    These date-based dexterity tests offer a sharp commentary on modern romance … but with all its maddening pitfalls

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  • 52
    trust 50Feb 20, 2020

    I really don't think I'm the market for this game, there are no doubt some people out there that can get hours of entertainment out of knocking items on a dining table over time after time… I'm not one of them. If you like slapstick humour and don't mind frustrating controls then this may be up your alley. For me, this is a hard pass!

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…and 2 more tracked reviews.

Patch history

  1. Huge new Table Manners patch now available
    Mar 16, 2020significant · resets scoring window