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Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop

Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop

Beard Envy · released Dec 5, 2024

IndieSimulation

Come on down to Uncle Chop’s Rocket Shop, for all your roguelite spaceship repair simulation needs! WARNING: Untested genre not suitable for people with tentacles for arms or an aversion to dying horrifically. Side effects include improved reading comprehension under pressure and a furry fetish.

78
VGC Score
·No trend datahigh confidence

anchored at patch: “1.1 Update Now Live” (1y ago)

79%
At launch
85%
Steam all-time
78%
Press
85%
Recent sentiment

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Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (OpenCritic)7827
All-time Steam reviews85%78616
Metacritic user ratings0
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)85%79449
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Scoring window: since the last significant patch (Mar 7, 2025) · 300 reviews sampled · 449 total reviews in window · weighted 199.6 up / 34.5 down · computed 3h ago · full methodology →

Press & Creators reviews (16)

Individual verdicts from outlets we track: scored reviews first, most trusted outlets first among them. The small badge is each outlet's trust score: how well its scoring history aligns with players.

  • 50
    trust 76Dec 12, 2024

    Though its expressive fix-'em-up modules and its detailed manual made us want to love the game, we left Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop feeling frustrated, having been beaten down repeatedly by punishing, sadistic mechanics and unfriendly controls. It's not a great sign when you come away from a roguelite not thinking "One more go," but rather, "Please, no more."

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  • 80
    trust 75Jan 24, 2025

    Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop is a especially satisfying routine game that emulates the best bits of furniture building and tech troubleshooting to provide a roguelike you'll feel is worth mastering. It's silly but narratively dense. It's randomized but always feels intentional in its design. And I just can't stop thinking about Wilbur and his weird batch of rocket ship pals. If you're the type to greedily clap your hands together at the sight of a hefty manual, then a gig at Uncle Chop's is for you.

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  • 80
    trust 67Dec 25, 2024

    Uncle Chop’s Rocket Shop has a lot going for it, but I think a lot of your enjoyment will be based on how or where you play it.

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  • 84
    trust 66Dec 10, 2024

    Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop is a great game with fun mechanics, a cool art style, and humor that complements all of them. It's not something that you should play if you are short on time and don't have patience, but I would recommend it if you are free and want to dive into the world of puzzles with indie-type art.

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  • 80
    trust 65Jan 14, 2025

    It’s fun and knowing, and it’ll put a smile on your face while giving you something to think about, which is what good comedy is all about.

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  • 100
    trust 64Dec 5, 2024

    Uncle Chop’s Rocket Shop is a brain stimulating, mind bending, visually satisfying, sonically pleasurable experience that I’ll return to again and again.

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  • 100
    trust 62Dec 5, 2024

    Uncle Chops Rocket Shop is going to turn off a lot of folks. The things it wants you to learn and the effort it takes to learn them are going to feel a little bit too much like work or school to some, and that’s okay. For the right audience, however, Uncle Chops Rocket Shop is a challenging toy box of satisfaction, the type of satisfaction that only comes from learning to overcome a challenge, not with reflexes, but with your own cognitive power.

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  • 96
    trust 62Dec 10, 2024

    Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop is the perfect blend of a comedic story being told with fun mechanics. Fixing every ship is suitably challenging, although the time limits do make it very difficult if you play the frantic mode before the focused one. The sound and art are nothing but assets to a game. Beard Envy Games have come out with a true hit and are one to keep an eye on for future projects.

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  • 80
    trust 62Dec 5, 2024

    Fun Rated M for Mature roguelite space fix 'em up

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  • 89
    trust 56Dec 22, 2024

    Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop is a simulative roguelite as ambitious as it is original, perhaps a little too brutal for its own learning curve but packed with quality content to offer. Recommended on handheld systems (Switch, Steam Deck).

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  • 65
    trust 55Dec 5, 2024

    Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop blends simulator-esque puzzle solving with a roguelike framework. The result is an often tedious slog that requires the utmost patience, a laser-focused attention span, and a love for tinkering. Put simply, at the end of a long day at work, this is not the game you want to cozy up with.

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  • 90
    trust 55Dec 21, 2024

    Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop is a title that manages to skillfully blend humor, strategy, and roguelike mechanics, providing a fresh and engaging gaming experience. Its ability to keep the tension high through increasing economic progression and the learning element tied to the instruction manual adds depth and variety to the gameplay. The attention to detail in the visual design and the quality of the Italian adaptation further contribute to making the game a truly unique experience. I honestly think it is one of the most worthwhile titles I have tried in many years, so I can't help but highly recommend it to anyone.

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…and 4 more tracked reviews.

Patch history

  1. 1.1 Update Now Live
    Mar 7, 2025significant · resets scoring window
  2. Changelog 31/01/25
    Jan 31, 2025significant · resets scoring window
  3. Patch Now Live
    Jan 27, 2025significant · resets scoring window
  4. Changelog 16/12/2024
    Dec 16, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  5. Changelog 12/12/2024
    Dec 12, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  6. Changelog 11/12/2024
    Dec 11, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  7. Hotfix 09/12/24
    Dec 9, 2024
  8. Changelog 08/12/2024
    Dec 8, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  9. Changelog 07/12/2024
    Dec 7, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  10. Patch Notes and a Thank You
    Dec 6, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  11. Playtest Update 25/04/24
    Apr 25, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  12. Playtest Build Update 4
    Dec 20, 2023significant · resets scoring window
  13. Playtest Build Update
    Dec 16, 2023significant · resets scoring window