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Review sentiment over time
Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.
How this score was computed
The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.
| Component | Positive | Quality (0-100) | Weight (pseudo-reviews) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Press reviews (OpenCritic) | – | 80 | 139 |
| All-time Steam reviews | 93% | 87 | 1000 |
| Metacritic user ratings | – | 68 | 28 |
| Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted) | 84% | 78 | 63 |
| Calibration prior (typical game) | – | 72 | 50 |
Scoring window: last 30 days (no significant patch detected) · 181 reviews sampled · 158 total reviews in window · weighted 105.6 up / 19.6 down · computed 2h ago · full methodology →
Press & Creators reviews (79)
Individual verdicts from outlets we track: scored reviews first, most trusted outlets first among them. The small badge is each outlet's trust score: how well its scoring history aligns with players.
- 85
“Date Everything! is much more than its title joke. It’s a vibrant, lovingly crafted, deeply strange meditation on human connection. Whether you’re romancing a haunted blender or unpacking grief through a flirtatious coat rack, the emotional payoff is real.”
read full review ↗ - 70
“Date Everything is the blandest game imaginable. Visually, there is little to criticize. The character designs are polished, aesthetic, and cleverly reflect both the characters' personalities and their “object” identities. Add to that an impressive list of over a hundred voice actors, many of whom are well-known and respected names. Unfortunately, where the game should shine, i.e., in building relationships and character personalities, problems begin to arise. The characters are expressive, but often flat and uninteresting in terms of personality. They do not arouse curiosity or emotional involvement. In my case, and perhaps this is a matter of individual sensitivity, none of the characters aroused any sympathy. On the contrary, many of them were simply impossible to like. On top of that, there is a very weak main storyline, which, instead of providing an interesting counterpoint to the dating convention, remains an awkward addition that fails to hold the player's attention.”
read full review ↗ - 80
“Nothing says “Happy Pride” like getting talked off by a strange, submissive man in your Air Conditioning vents whose only pleasure in life is pleasuring you.”
read full review ↗ - 89
“Date Everything! explores some mature topics, but it is generally a game that many people will like. Fans of cozy games, visual novels, life/dating sims, and/or the author Chuck Tingle are likely to enjoy this interactive homebound adventure. Regardless of which platform you play on, you are sure to have a chuckle and a good time.”
read full review ↗ - 85
“Date Everything! may seem like a silly dating sim at first, but it goes much further. Sassy Chap Games' title plays with the absurd to speak of something human: the need for connection. Behind every joke lies a sensitive game, capable of generating not only laughter but also moments of reflection. Its pacing issues and unremarkable characters aren't enough to overshadow the merit of offering a bold, fun, and unique experience. For those seeking an unusual dating sim, Date Everything! stands out as one of the most original experiences in the genre.”
read full review ↗ - 90
“Date Everything is a wild ride that takes a bit of getting used to, which is perhaps its only drawback, but if you can handle it, a strangely magical experience awaits you. The idea of dating objects is so bizarre that you just can’t help but want to see just how far it can go. The game isn’t complicated, but that makes it all the more accessible and entertaining, and within its genre, it offers an original, parodic take you won’t find anywhere else. Technically, it runs smoothly, looks cute, and knows how to make you laugh, which is a real plus. Whether you’re an objectophile or just a curious romantic, you’ll have a blast here. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover that a microwave is closer to your heart than you might think.”
read full review ↗ - 60
“Date Everything provides an ideal dating simulator recipe: charming characters, a light-hearted tone, and an incredibly disturbing premise. Unfortunately, performance issues at launch also provided a significant obstacle, and I had a hard time getting over some of the narrative ups and downs.There's certainly a lot to sink your teeth into with Date Everything, which took me a little over 40 hours to complete, but I was left wondering if all the time spent was really worth it for the level of depth the game provides.”
read full review ↗ - 80
“Date Everything is a glorious, ridiculous, and surprisingly heartfelt celebration of connection in all its forms. It’s not perfect, the sheer number of characters means some storylines are thinner than others, and the time-based mechanics can feel a bit fiddly, but it’s bursting with charm, wit, and creativity. The voice cast is a who’s who of the industry, delivering performances that elevate even the silliest scenarios. If you’re looking for a dating sim that’s as much about laughter as it is about love, Date Everything is an absolute treat.”
read full review ↗ - 85
“Date Everything! is one of those rare games that sounds like a joke until it blindsides you with how good it actually is. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and completely committed to its absurd premise. The writing is sharp, the voice acting is elite, and the emotional beats generally land. Sure, it makes you fall in love with a stapler. But it also makes you care about that stapler’s hopes, fears, and weird poetry about office politics.”
read full review ↗ - 85
“Date Everything! is a hilarious and endearing dating sim that’s packed full of great performances and memorable character designs. Sporting 100 romanceable objects, you’re never short on Dateables to fall in love (or hate) with.”
read full review ↗ - 80
“If you’re a VA geek, Date Everything is an absolute must-play; I don’t think we’ll ever see another game with this many high-profile performers together in one package. Recognizing the voices of the Dateables you find is a core part of the fun here, in my opinion. But even if you’re not well versed in modern voice performers, this game is still a fun and often hilarious romp.”
read full review ↗ - 95
“Weird in the best possible way, with inspired writing and brilliant voice acting, Date Everything won’t be for everyone, but that doesn’t make it less thoroughly entertaining”
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Patch history
- Date Everything’s Self Care Update is Out Now!Jun 11, 2026
- Patch 3 is Now Available!Oct 8, 2025
- ❗Update RequiredOct 3, 2025
- Hotfix 2.1 is LIVE | Save-related IssuesJul 30, 2025
- Hotfix 2 is LIVE | Full Changelog Inside 💞Jul 7, 2025