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Crime Scene Cleaner

Crime Scene Cleaner

President Studio · released Aug 13, 2024

ActionSimulationPCPlayStation 5Xbox Series X

Once you get tangled with the mob, you will forever be a part of the mob. At least they pay a decent salary and all you have to do is clean up after their dirty work, but you know what you’re doing. So clean crime scenes, earn as much money as you can, and get ready for the next mission.

90
VGC Score
Stablehigh confidence

anchored at patch: “"Communiti" Update is here! New missions and more” (10mo ago)

93%
At launch
98%
Steam all-time
n/a
Press
82%
Player sentiment
98%
Recent sentiment

PC 90 · PlayStation 85 · Xbox 80

Screenshots & trailers

What players say

Why the number is what it is: aspect mentions counted across 300 sampled Steam reviews (294 positive / 6 negative), recent and most-helpful. Plain keyword counting, fully reproducible; nothing here is written by a machine.

What positive reviews talk about

  • Story & writing32% mention it
  • Progression & loot7% mention it
  • Music & audio6% mention it
  • Bugs & crashes5% mention it
  • Visuals & art5% mention it

What negative reviews complain about

Negative reviews don't converge on specific aspects.

Satisfaction by hours played

Same score, different games: see how sentiment holds up the longer people play.

Under 5h

85%

20 reviews

5-15h

98%

52 reviews

15-40h

98%

125 reviews

40-100h

100%

87 reviews

100h+

100%

16 reviews

Review sentiment over time

Weekly positive-review rate (green) and review volume (bars). Dashed lines mark significant patches; the amber line is the start of the current scoring window. Hover the dots to see what drove a dip or a jump.

How this score was computed

The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ≈ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale. Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.

ComponentPositiveQuality (0-100)Weight (pseudo-reviews)
Press reviews (Metacritic)0
All-time Steam reviews98%941000
Metacritic user ratings8526
Post-patch Steam reviews (trust-weighted)98%943000
Calibration prior (typical game)7250

Acclaim gate: the raw blend lands at 93.3, but scores above 88 must be earned in front of a mass audience; this verdict rests on 34,220 player reviews, a largely self-selected fanbase. As more players weigh in, the ceiling rises (full scale unlocks at 100,000 reviews).

Scoring window: since the last significant patch (Oct 27, 2025) · 300 reviews sampled · 8477 total reviews in window · weighted 258.8 up / 4.5 down · computed 1h ago · full methodology →

Press & Creators reviews (9)

Individual verdicts from outlets we track: scored reviews first, most trusted outlets first among them. The small badge is each outlet's trust score: how well its scoring history aligns with players.

  • 80
    trust 69Oct 11, 2025

    Lovers of tidiness, the bizarre, and perfectionism will surely appreciate the madness of this title. However, it is not for everyone, and the repetitiveness can easily become boring over time.

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  • 70
    trust 63Dec 9, 2024

    Cleaning up a bloody massacre requires a lot of washing floors, splashing the rarest liquid, searching for evidence, fixing items and putting them back or picking up trash or damaged items. Is it fun? Definitely yes.

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  • 80
    trust 61Aug 18, 2024

    Crime Scene Cleaner is a relaxing game in which, strangely, cleaning blood and bodies is satisfying and rewarding, especially when seeing the "before and after".

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  • 85
    trust 61Aug 31, 2024

    Crime Scene Cleaner plunges you into a grim, yet darkly humorous world where your role is not that of a detective solving crimes, but of the unsung hero who arrives after the chaos: the cleaner. Not since Roger Wilco has a janitor’s job been so difficult (a reference for all the oldies among us!). The creators of this unconventional first-person simulation game, President Studio, offer a fresh perspective on the aftermath of crime. Your purpose here is not to find out what happened or apprehend the perpetrators; rather, it is to completely remove any evidence of the horrific crimes that have taken place. Nothing is too gory for you to manage, including blood, corpses, and fragments of bone.

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  • 80
    trust 61Aug 26, 2024

    Imagine House Flipper with extra blood: that's what Crime Scene Cleaner is. This game about cleaning up grizzly crime scenes won't be for everyone, but if you're not afraid of a bit of gore there's a seriously enjoyable gameplay loop here, and added narrative touches really help it stand out from the crowd.

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  • 70
    trust 60Jun 15, 2025

    Despite its dark and grisly themes, Crime Scene Cleaner carves out a unique niche that’s sure to keep players hooked in. It’s a strange but enjoyable blend of horror and zen gameplay, offering a different kind of satisfaction than most simulators. If you can stomach the gore and don’t mind a bit of repetition, there’s certainly some darkly entertaining cleaning to get stuck into here that feels MUCH different than some of the games that would have inspired it.

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  • 70
    trust 55Apr 21, 2025

    Crime Scene Cleaner is an odd duck. It’s mix of Zen-inducing gameplay in some truly horrific crime scenes is delightful, though a lack of things to do post-campaign is a bummer.

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  • 80
    trust 54Sep 9, 2024

    The Crime Scene Cleaner captivated me immediately. I like the mix of humor and seriousness and would like to play more games like this every now and then.

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  • 70
    trust 54May 4, 2025

    Crime Scene Cleaner is unbelievably gruesome. The amount of blood and the disgusting nature of each location won’t be for everyone. Additionally, the use of drugs and crime may not appeal. However, if you can cope with virtual blood and the horrific nature of each chapter, you’ll adore every moment. I enjoyed it, and the fact that it’s on Game Pass makes it even better. Consequently, I think you should get your copy from the Xbox Store.

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Patch history

  1. Hotfix 4.0.6a
    May 19, 2026
  2. Hotfix 4.0.5d
    May 11, 2026
  3. Hotfix 4.0.4a
    Apr 10, 2026
  4. Hotfix 4.0.2e
    Mar 30, 2026
  5. Hotfix 4.0.1-Act2
    Mar 27, 2026
  6. Hotfix 3.0.3-3
    Nov 13, 2025
  7. Hotfix 3.0.3-2
    Nov 7, 2025
  8. Hotfix 3.0.2-1
    Oct 29, 2025
  9. Hotfix 3.0.1-1
    Oct 28, 2025
  10. "Communiti" Update is here! New missions and more
    Oct 27, 2025significant · resets scoring window
  11. Hotfix 2.0.1g
    Jul 30, 2025
  12. Hotfix 1.0.7g
    Jun 9, 2025
  13. Get Ready for the Nightmare Update – Join the Beta!
    Apr 25, 2025significant · resets scoring window
  14. Hotfix 1.0.7f
    Feb 11, 2025
  15. Hotfix 1.0.7e
    Jan 27, 2025
  16. Hotfix 1.0.6d
    Oct 2, 2024
  17. Hotfix 1.0.6a
    Sep 27, 2024
  18. Post-Launch Free Update Roadmap
    Aug 22, 2024significant · resets scoring window
  19. Hotfix 1.0.2R
    Aug 22, 2024
  20. Hotfix 1.0.2k
    Aug 16, 2024
  21. Hotfix 1.0.2j
    Aug 16, 2024
  22. Hotfix #2
    Aug 14, 2024
  23. Hotfix 1.0.2e
    Aug 14, 2024